Monday, January 13, 2025

The Smell of Excess

Do you miss New York City?


Amazon has a product for those with Big-Apple-Lust. 




Ah, yes, nothing like the stink of hot pavements mixed with bus fumes! I’m getting nostalgic myself.


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And for those outside the hotbed of couture who fear missing out on the latest fashions, I give you the following:


What do you want to use to schlepp your goodies around town? How about the “L.L.Bean Boat and Tote [which ]was introduced in 1944 as the Bean Ice Carrier, a simple bag designed to help people transport ice blocks to their home freezers.” (1)


You can get a newly-designed model for a mere $475. 



The writer at New York magazine says she would buy it: “Yes! I think $475 is reasonable.” Of course, we non-fashionistas can go to the L.L.Bean catalogue:




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The fashionistas can tote their way around town while sporting the latest women’s fashion accessory: a baseball cap. Here are just a few at Saks Fifth Avenue:




For the best anticipation of this millenary trend, I cite Syd Hoff’s cartoon in the July 3, 1948 issue of The New Yorker:




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The Veblen Effect and the Reverse


A century-and-a-quarter ago Thorstein Veblen wrote The Theory of the Leisure Class and introduced the phrase “conspicuous consumption” to describe the attempt by the moguls of the Gilded Age to distinguish themselves from the riff-raff. 


They exhibited their wealth in a novel manner, and their conspicuous leisure took on the forms that were not productive. They engaged in  ridiculous, time-intensive sports like riding and polo. Yachting. Mansions. Gourmet foods and liquors. Baby furniture. (2)


Paradoxically, however,


the goods the leisure class used to signal their freedom were perpetually made cheaper on account of mass manufacturing, and so the specifics of conspicuous consumption kept changing to ensure exclusivity, specialness and distance from lower class culture.

At each leap forward in productivity, the leisure class latched onto the next big, deluxe thing that could not be copied by the disgusting masses.


But something has radically changed. Today, instead of the underclasses imitating the rich, in fashion the rich display their wealth (conspicuous consumption) by appropriating lower or working class articles of clothing—sweatpants (3), jeans, baseball caps, and t-shirts (4)—and spending tons of money on items that are for sale elsewhere for a fraction of the price.


Fifty Years Ago


“The haute couture is a degenerate institution propped up by a sycophantic press.” 


Kennedy Fraser


The New Yorker, April 28, 1975


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(1) https://www.thecut.com/article/tibi-ll-bean-reimagined-boat-and-tote-review.html?origSession=D231101doYdRSHzZooVctx0GR5Vd9NO8TuC66IBftHx4KQKiME%3D&_gl=1*6boysz*FPAU*MTQyOTA0MzE0NS4xNzI3Mjk5Mjkw*_ga*NTYwNDg1Nzg1LjE2OTU4NTE2MzI.*_ga_DNE38RK1HX*MTczMzQyMTY5NS40MDAuMS4xNzMzNDIxNzQwLjAuMC4xNzY1NzMzMzA4*_fplc*aUtvdk9ITUczNGJaaThEWVRZJTJGZXZmY3NzWUx5M0YzRFhHTEprU2dlM2cyaUhpVzg2ZnowcDgyc2JRUFU1OWtWcGM2enBwOVUlMkJuQSUyQm0lMkJuJTJCamE1YUJxY1ZaWGFtY0tvajRkMEhTM2hLeG90UmxSbFZMSUZkQ0RSbUhubnNzUSUzRCUzRA


(2) https://lithub.com/my-babies-are-richer-than-yours-on-the-lie-of-the-online-tradwife/



(3) See my blog: https://drnormalvision.blogspot.com/2015/03/the-active-bottom-and-bottom-line.html



(4) "[T]he last Balenciaga couture collection,  in July, included what looked like ratty old concert tees but turned out to be shirts with hand-painted oils by the artist Abdelhak Benallou featuring images of members of the Balenciaga atelier as a heavy metal band.

That’s an extreme case, but many pieces of the “stealth wealth” trend could be lumped in the same category. Think of the Loro Piana cashmere baseball cap. Not to mention the sudden preponderance of haute jeans and chore coats. Every runway brand seems to have them. . . .

Because of the fabric and cut, luxury casual is more expensive — often significantly so — which is the downside. Sometimes it costs a lot to look unfancy. Whether that’s worth the price is up to you."

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/26/style/under-over-dressed-events.html

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Language Follies 21 (The Solution to Everything)

This blog post is dedicated to helping others.


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We start off by alerting you to a text that will surely meet your esthetic and educational needs during the festive season: a 2012 research paper entitled “The Temporal and Focal Dynamics of Volitional Reconsumption: A Phenomenological Investigation of Repeated Hedonic Experiences."


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Here’s a new word for you: “Fleximize.”


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A bit of old Venetian advice: “Dress like a Turk; eat like a Jew.”


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So, the question is:  Where are all the problems coming from?


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And if  you didn’t find the solution you needed above, you can always turn to a company that offers a “Progressive Sitting Experience.” 

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Too Cold

December: The month of my birth. What a disappointment it is! One would hope that the month of one’s birth would be a time of sunshine and warmth. A time of blossoming flowers and trees with ripening fruit. Instead, we have 


That time of year . . .

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold.


(Shakespeare, “Sonnet 73”)


It should be a time of joyous music—and it is, except when glorious “Ding, Dong, Merrily On High” is countered by multiple playings of Alvin and the Chipmunks.


It is also the time, because it is the last month of the year, that every magazine, newspaper, media maven must render a list: The 46 best books of the year; the 27&1/2 best movies; the 1800 best TV shows.


It behooves every dictionary publisher to announce its own “Word of the Year,” and for newspapers to react as if they have heard the word of God. Actually, to prove that there is no celestial blessing being conferred lexically, even non-dictionary types get into the act: “The Economist’s word of the year for 2024”; “Sorry, Oxford dictionary nerds. This is the real word of the year” (Washington Post).


Then again, in December we have the prognostications for the new year (none of which will, of course, come true). 


But for me, the worst pronouncement that December brings forth is that of the color of the following year. That is the chutzpadik doing of a company named Pantone. They in their own little way determine what the next year is all about (and the dopey media listens to them). Here’s what they say about 2025:


Pantone's Color of the Year is meant to capture the zeitgeist, said Laurie Pressman, vice president of the Pantone Color Institute. At the same time, it's also intended to serve as a cultural antidote.

"It's emblematic of a snapshot in time and it's giving people what they feel they need — that that color can hope to answer," Pressman said. "It's us taking the temperature: What's taking place in the world around us and how does that get expressed into the language of color?"

"And as we were doing our research for this year, what we were really seeing more than anything is people looking for harmony and living a life of harmony," she said, and a need to feel "grounded." *


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Well, keep your zeitgeist! I declare that the color of the year will be chartreuse.


And I’ll drink to that! 

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https://www.npr.org/2024/12/05/nx-s1-5203003/pantone-mocha-mousse-color-of-year



Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Language Follies 20 (Don't Mess With The Goat)

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. 


H. L. Mencken


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It is fairly clear now that Chinese thermostats are crap.


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Back in 2010, I wrote about what I called “errorology,” the way errors are produced, often because of the circumstances or structure of the enveloping context and not because of simple human breakdown. (1) 


The other day I had another experience of structural-caused error. I was on-line trying to buy (what else?) a watch, and when I went to check out, I used auto-fill to complete my address. I then entered my credit card info, and everything looked hunky dory as I sent my order in. Except, out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw something wrong with the address. Indeed, as I frantically searched, I discovered that my purchase was going to be sent from The Netherlands to Alabama. How did that happen? The answer I soon figured out was simple: on most websites you have to enter your state via a drop-down menu.


And the default state was the alphabetical leader—Alabama.


So, thinking that the use of my automatic address included my state, I almost shipped the watch to Dixie.


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Perhaps the most astute comment of the previous week was made by Sgt. Eamon McArthur of the British Columbia conservation officer service, who spoke about a deer which was spotted wearing a high-vis jacket: “Deer are not predisposed to wearing clothes.”





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This week’s product puzzlements


(A) Tropicana Classic Lemonade





Who would have thunk lemonade was made with “real lemons”?


(B) Red Baron Pizza


I can only think of Snoopy:





(C) Audemars Piguet watch ad from the 1970s:





(D) “Too Faced Better Than Sex Volumizing Mascara”


(E) “Voice Wear” (Expensive Tee Shirts with messages)


(F) “Artisan Extracts”


(G) “Mad Voltage” (Soccer shoes)


(H) “World Leader in Robotic Lawn Mowing”


(I) Mind Reader Fireplace Set with Stand, Brush, Shovel Scoop, Poker, Tongs, Durable Steel, 9"L x 6"W x 26.25"H, 4 Pcs, Silver

$11.99


(J) And last, the New York Times had a gifting suggestion: 


“They’ve already got a solid hammer, but a true D.I.Y.-er might appreciate this exceptional $300 hammer.”


I hope they have a lot of nails!


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Let’s end on a good note. 


A year-and-a-half ago, I wrote about the experience of a young California girl and her pet goat, Cedar. (2) She originally sent the goat to the Shasta District Fair to be auctioned off, but changed her mind. The Fair insisted that she live up to the contract she signed and eventually sent two sheriff's deputies 500 miles to seize the animal, which was eventually slaughtered.


The good news is that the girl won a $300,000 settlement over the seizure and slaughter of her pet goat. (3)


That’ll show the bullies of Shasta County!


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(1) https://drnormalvision.blogspot.com/2010/04/meaningless.html


(2) https://drnormalvision.blogspot.com/2023/04/learning-experiences.html


(3) https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/11/04/pet-goat-slaughtered-lawsuit-settlement/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F3f893a7%2F672a4e2ae57bc003e58589b4%2F642db43e1c7bbc33572ed54a%2F39%2F55%2F672a4e2ae57bc003e58589b4