Monday, July 13, 2026

World Enough--For Some

So the 2026 World Cup is down to the last four. But before the tournament disappears, here are a few things on our mind about it.

Was there anything worse than having the boiled-egg countenance of Gianni Infantino flashed onto the screen ten minutes into each half of a game? 

Speaking of images on the screen, I hate seeing “celebrities” who haven’t paid for their ticket imposed upon me. 

What was a pleasure to see were the costumes and other get-up that the paying supporters displayed. For me, the best sign was held by a supporter of Jordan’s hapless squad. Wittily playing off a stereotype, his sign read: “I sold my camels to be here.” However, the nasty, racist policies of the Trump regime kept some of the most colorfully-attired, singing and dancing Africans (especially the Senegalese) who were at World Cup 2022 out of the United States. The scenes were drabber for their omission.

No matter the outcome of any game, cries of conspiracy rang out. Nobody, however, informed us if it was a Chinese thermostat or a Rothschild space laser that was involved.

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My grandson Benjamin (on the right) traveled with friends to the Argentina/Cabo Verde game in Miami to root for Argentina. After the game they celebrated with Cabo Verde supporters and exchanged national flags. 


Benja’s verdict: "we all celebrated together very nice respectful moment.” Which brings up the following observation: the supporters of competing national sides sat together and mingled together, while in club matches, half the local constabulary has to be employed to keep rival fans apart.

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Did the World Cup lead other countries to reconsider their stance on immigration?



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Then again, lawyers for the Trump regime see no obstacle to destroying our country’s greatest symbol of openness to immigration:

“If the government decides very quickly to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, the people whose ancestors—that was the first thing they saw coming to this country, but the government moved too fast—nothing can be done? Judge Patricia Millett asked, according to Politico’s Kyle Cheney.


“I think that’s right, yes,” the government responded.*

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A very important article in The Atlantic** tells the story of Izidor, who was rescued from a Romanian orphanage and adopted by an American couple. The article also discusses the findings about infants’ needs for adult attachments. 

When Izidor was brought to the United States,

[a] 17-year-old from the orphanage, Izabela, was part of the airport welcoming committee. Born with hydrocephalus and unable to walk after being left all her life in a crib, she was in a wheelchair, dressed up and looking pretty. Rescued . . . on an earlier trip, she’d been admitted to the U.S. on a humanitarian medical basis . . ."

Would the Trump regime allow such a person into our country now?


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https://newrepublic.com/post/211422/department-justice-donald-trump-right-bulldoze-statue-liberty?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=the_ticker_rss


** https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/can-an-unloved-child-learn-to-love/612253/




Sunday, June 28, 2026

Will Wonders Never Cease?

Deep into my ninth decade, I still have a sense of wonder. Today’s post is about some of the recent wonders I have come across.


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Watching the World Cup, I have discovered that there appears to be a new geographical location on the East Coast: “NewYork/New Jersey.” 

Of course it has the same reality as the politicians’ favorite sop to the Hebrews: “Judeo-Christian tradition.”(1)


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Did you know that your buying and selling stocks can be “finger-licking good”? (With apology to KFC) 

Well, what would you expect from a website named “tastytrade.com"?


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I have learned recently that there’s such a thing as “distressed cashmere.” Any fabric psychiatrists in the house?


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I wonder if all the cranks who are against DEI realize that in Latin “dei” means “of god”?


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Tommy Tuberville (Republican Senator, Alabama): If we don’t do something with the filibuster and we don’t get things passed, it’ll be the last time we’ll have a Republican president or Republican Senate or a House. That’s how fast this country’s going down to communism.(2) 

I’m still wondering where the Republicans find all those communists.(3) 


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Michael Gove, a Conservative politician in the UK (he’s been made a baron, of all things!), was in the forefront of the push ten years ago for the disastrous Brexit. 

He argued Britain would be "freer, fairer and better off" for leaving, and that "[t]he day after we vote to leave, we hold all the cards and we can choose the path we want.”(4) (Notice the mixed metaphor. Also consider that Trump claimed to "hold all the cards" in his Iran debacle.) 

An even better line to wonder at is Gove's 2004 statement in The Spectator that “Rudi Giuliani is a conservative, and a hero to conservatives like me.(5)

While we’re wondering at conservative heroes, here’s J.D. Vance: “Young senator, vice president, writes some bestselling books, is hated by the media” . . . “It kind of sounds like JD Vance. I’ve always liked Richard Nixon.”(6)

Ah, there’s nothing like the disgraceful gushing over the disgraced.


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On the food front there’s always something to wonder at. Here’s the haute cuisine at the Great American State Fair in Washington, DC: “The Original Liberty Sandwich” (peanut butter and marshmallow creme for $13).(7)


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I turned my back and, by some sort of wonder, my cleaners has morphed into something else:


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And to end this litany of wonders, here is something that is not a wonder—something that we all knew:

The Trump regime has granted permission to White South Africans to immigrate to the United States. At the same time the regime will stop funding for an H.I.V. program in South Africa, which has “the highest H.I.V. prevalence globally, with approximately eight million people living with the virus, according to World Health Organization data."(8)

In other words, if you’re White you live; if you’re Black you die.


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(1) https://drnormalvision.blogspot.com/2021/05/no-cohens-on-mayflower.html


(2) https://newrepublic.com/article/212326/transcript-trump-blurts-plot-rig-midterms-vile-jolts-gop


(3) https://drnormalvision.blogspot.com/2021/06/reds-under-beds.html


(4) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Gove


(5) https://newrepublic.com/article/212131/brexit-ten-year-anniversary-predictions-came-true?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=the_ticker_rss


(6) https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/j-d-vance-identifies-with-nixon-which-says-a-lot.html


(7) https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2026/06/26/great-american-state-fair-has-bumpy-beginning-its-opening-day/


(8) https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/world/africa/southafrica-aids-pepfar.html








 

Friday, June 12, 2026

Language Follies 29 (Food and Thought)

Music, Maestro, Please


Lyrics of an AI-generated music video:


Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump (Trump!)

Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump

Down in Mexico, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Flew to Italy, they love Donald Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!)

In the Middle East, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Met some Africans, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Even in China, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Man, these Indians, they love Donald, Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!)

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump (Trump!)

Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump (Trump!)

Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!)

Man, I gotta say, I love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Might be president one day, just like Donald, Donald Trump (Just like Donald Trump!)


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“The White House”—Lyrics generated by drnormalvision (to the tune of “Home on the Range”:


Home of deranged

Where fear and conspiracy play

Where seldom is heard

An encouraging word

For what do conspiracists say?


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Food for Thought(less)


Donald Trump: “I love inflation.”


Jared Kushner: “Gianni’s [Infantino] become a friend, and if I can contribute with thoughts, ideas, connections, problem solving, then I’m happy to do it.” 


Thought for Food


Wouldn’t have it any other way: “Italian Tiramisu”


Animal Farm?: WarPig BBQ FUBAR Elite BBQ Sauce





                           Teapigs

                   


What kind of genius do you have to be to buy this at Amazon,




Instead of that?




Anatomical Reports


Surrealism: “One official would later describe it as a ‘surreal’ experience to be discussing nipples in the White House Situation Room.”(1)


Non Sequitur of the Day: “JD Vance says Charlie Kirk’s assassination convinced wife Usha to have another baby.”(2)


Gender, Anyone?: “The attorneys further claimed the story was illegitimate because Patel’s 27-year-old beau ‘does not drink.’”(3)




Patel and “Beau”


The Sporting Life


Stupidity of the Day: “Seattle’s Pride celebration will feature a World Cup match on June 26 between Iran, where homosexuality is punishable by death, and Egypt, where homosexual activity is punishable by up to three years in prison.”(4)


Revelation of the Day?: “[Kim] Kardashian is not an athlete.”(5)


Looking on the Bright Side: On September 16th 1939, the British magazine Country Life offered: “Golf—The Game in War-Time.”(6)


Couture Report


New York magazine rejoices: “Finally, a Bookstore That Sells Mesh Underwear.”


Total Confusion: “Trespass unisex Sport”


Kindness: “The hat a Michigan third grader wore for her school's ‘Great Kindness Challenge’ in 2022 featured an image of an AR-style rifle and the phrase ‘come and take it.’”(7)


Question of the Day (and Easy Answer)


Washington Post: My dog is staggering around and falling over. What gives?”


Answer: He’s been at the cooking sherry again.


And Finally


Caption Contest of the Day: 


Drawing: A man speaking into his cell phone.


Caption: “Siri, punch out Alexa.”


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(1) https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/magazine/trump-epstein-files-white-house-vance-doj.html


(2) https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-usha-baby-charlie-kirk-b2991069.html


(3) https://newrepublic.com/post/211185/kash-patel-girlfriend-sues-report-used-fbi-agents


(4) https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026/06/gianni-infantino-trump-fifa-world-cup/687465/


(5https://www.economist.com/1843/2026/06/05/nike-cant-just-do-it-any-more


(6) https://www.economist.com/britain/2026/05/31/a-posh-and-peculiar-british-magazine-is-thriving


(7) https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/free-speech-case-3rd-graders-133739109.html






 

Thursday, May 28, 2026

Language Follies 28 (Confusion)

 Confusion Reigns Supreme


Email From Madison Square Garden (after the end of the Rangers’ Season):


Thank You For a Memorable Centennial Season


(Memorable, I guess, in that the team finished last of 16 teams in the Eastern Conference.)


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From TSN.ca:


The Canadian Forces Snowbirds are set to fly over Montreal for the second day in a row on Monday, just before Game 3 of the NHL playoff series between the Canadiens and the Carolina Hurricanes.The aerobatic team is expected to fly over the Bell Centre at 6:15 p.m., just under two hours before the puck drops.


(It’s not just the Canadians; here in the US you also have military planes flying over indoor arenas as some kind of weird salute that no-one inside can witness.)


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Add Australians to the weird list:


From The Guardian 


Matcha Mylkbar … do a beetroot latte for just $5.

They also have a mushroom latte for $7, if your wallet will stretch to it.


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Can consumer products get any weirder than this?


Wi-Fi–connected meat smoker


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Well, maybe this:


From New York magazine


Status burgers 


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Helpful Wirecutter


The J.Crew Classic Piqué Polo Shirt is a well-made, no-frills polo.


$80

(If that's "no frills," I wonder what frills would cost you.)


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Headlines of the Day





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You’ve heard of Chicken Little, but what about Chicken Linda? At her Upstate New York home, feminist performance artist Linda Mary Montano opened the door for writer Taliesin Thomas wearing a “devotional chicken costume”





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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store


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Advice of the Day



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Finally, Cartoon Caption Contest of the Day


Drawing: A restaurant table. Woman addressing a robot wearing a yarmulke and a Star of David medallion:


Caption: “Funny, you don’t look Jewish.”