Protest the Rigged Election

I refuse to accept the result of the 1959 Miss Rheingold contest!

I have multiple reasons to object that rigged election. Here are some of my reasons:

1. The election was conducted in bars and other premises that serve or sell alcoholic beverages. Which meant that any DRUNK could cast a ballot unopposed.
2. There were no provisions for keeping people from voting MORE THAN ONCE.
3. There were no provisions for keeping drinkers of OTHER BEERS from voting.
4. The ballot boxes were UNSECURED and could be tampered with overnight.
5. The ballot itself was FLAWED. The eventual winner, Robbin Bain, was optimally placed—top row, center—to attract voters. 
   
   
   
6. To further indicate that there was a major conspiracy involving Miss Bain’s candidacy, she was hired by NBC—MAINSTREAM MEDIA—after completing her tenure as Miss Rheingold.*

If Rheingold beer was not extinct, I would urge you to join me in a nationwide boycott of the brand.

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* “Robbin Mele Gaudieri, who, as Robbin Bain, embodied traditional women’s roles as the winner of a beauty contest designed to promote beer in 1959 and later as the “Today Girl,” handling fashion and beauty segments on the popular NBC-TV morning show . . .”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/04/business/media/robbin-bain-dead.html