Showing posts with label Franz Nicolay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Franz Nicolay. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Language Follies 22

The Dalai Lama sent me this:





What do I do with it?


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Pun Corner


The German automobile manufacturer Audi was founded by August Horch.


“Horch” is German for “Listen!”


“Audi” is Latin for “Listen!”


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“Turnabout” was the perfect choice for the name of a recording company—for, after all, “Turnabout is Fair Play.” 


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In the latest issue of The New Yorker, Anthony Lane discusses a stack of books about the magazine’s founder, Harold Ross, and his successor, William Shawn:


The entire stack could be crowned with the heading “Fanfare for the Comma Man.”


(If you don't get it, Google Aaron Copland.) 


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Yes/No/Maybe




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Are You a Cow?

 


$29.99


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That’s Just Too Bad


Billionaire Trump Official Says Missing Social Security Checks Are No Big Deal

Howard Lutnick, Donald Trump’s billionaire commerce secretary, suggested on a podcast this week that missing Social Security checks aren’t a big deal, and that only a “fraudster” would actually complain if their monthly benefit didn’t come in the mail.*

As an aside, here’s an obit from the NY Times:

Flo Fox, 79, Dies; Street Photographer Overcame Blindness and Paralysis**

(She eventually survived mostly on Social Security and Medicaid.)


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Franz Nicolay in The Threepenny Review:

 

 [T]he mediocre writer . . . imagines himself a great one, in the gauche American nouveau-riche taste for ostentatious display that slaps gold leaf on every façade, that claims a place in elite taste without understanding elite subtlety.***


(Remind you of anybody?)


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If You’ve Got Enough Money . . .


. . . you could put it in your fanny pack.


 


Only $1,200.