Birth is showtime without a script.
A follower of fashion is always behind.
A simple betrayal. No simple forgiveness.
Who is a dog’s best friend?
God is not omniscient. He neglected to provide chairs for those who only stand and wait.
Death cancels your credit cards.
What has an elephant done that’s worth remembering?
The value of the persistence is proportional to the virtue of the undertaking.
Always face up to a backstabber.
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but its owner doesn’t know when.
Taking one step backward in order to take two steps forward does not work if you’re standing at the edge of a cliff.
That the astronauts didn’t encounter him doesn’t mean the man in the moon isn’t there.
The heart doesn’t have its reasons. It is a pump.
Over time, patience is surrender.
Fast food has taught us to be civilized and eat with our fingers.
If that stock is as good as you say, why aren’t you keeping it for yourself?
The best time to be late is for your execution.
The words “I truly believe” should precipitate a run for the exit.
Gravity is not to be argued with.
Your doppelgänger is having a better time than you.
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