The bell rang this weekend and the Pavlovian dog of the Trump administration responded.
The death of his old pal Jeffrey Epstein gave Trump some new baseless material to spew out into the Twitterverse. He re-tweeted nudge-nudge, wink-wink conspiracy inanities that pushed the Clintons into the middle the Epstein suicide story:
Died of SUICIDE on 24/7 SUICIDE WATCH ? Yeah right! How does that happen#JefferyEpstein had information on Bill Clinton & now he’s dead. I see #TrumpBodyCount trending but we know who did this! RT if you’re not Surprised#EpsteinSuicide #ClintonBodyCount #ClintonCrimeFamily*
When rational people raised protests against Trump’s actions, there came Kellyanne "Alternative Facts" Conway (Bow Wow) to defend her labmeister: it was “clear what he was trying to say. I think the president just wants everything to be investigated.”**
(That statement is just a teeny bit disingenuous; Trump refuses to allow his administration to investigate climate change, for example.)
Anyway, we probably should welcome the open inquiry stance that Conway (Woof Woof) has enunciated. I, therefore, have prepared a little list of questions that need resolution. The reader who can tie in one or another of the Clintons to the most conspiracies will win a year’s supply of Alpo or Ken-L Ration.
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Who killed Cock Robin?
Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Where is Judge Crater?
What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s Chowder?
How the heck am I gonna wash my neck, if it ain’t gonna rain no more?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
Where’s Waldo?
Why a duck?
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