I went to pick up my laundry at the laundromat this afternoon. A scrawny personage in a red t-shirt that referenced Florida and US troops was delivering an oration on how Joe Biden would pardon Hunter Biden before the former leaves office.
I—in my most statesman-like manner—exclaimed, “You're full of shit.”
Mr. Scrawny muttered something about Hunter Biden’s being tried and found guilty. To which I responded that before anyone is tried they must be accused of a crime. “What crime did Hunter Biden commit?”
Scrawny began to claim a collaboration between H. Biden and Russia. “Russia?” I asked. “I thought it was Ukraine.”
His answer was “Russia and Ukraine.”
At which point I turned off the discussion and said, “You are smoking some weird stuff.”
And as I departed through the door with my laundry bag over my shoulder, I exclaimed, “I have to get me some of that weed!”
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