drnormalvision: Language Follies 29 (Food and Thought)

Music, Maestro, Please

Lyrics of an AI-generated music video:

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump (Trump!)

Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump

Down in Mexico, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Flew to Italy, they love Donald Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!)

In the Middle East, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Met some Africans, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Even in China, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Man, these Indians, they love Donald, Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!)

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump (Trump!)

Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump (Trump!)

Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!)

Man, I gotta say, I love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)

Might be president one day, just like Donald, Donald Trump (Just like Donald Trump!)

“The White House”—Lyrics generated by drnormalvision (to the tune of “Home on the Range”:

Home of deranged

Where fear and conspiracy play

Where seldom is heard

An encouraging word

For what do conspiracists say?

Food for Thought(less)

Donald Trump: “I love inflation.”

Jared Kushner: “Gianni’s [Infantino] become a friend, and if I can contribute with thoughts, ideas, connections, problem solving, then I’m happy to do it.”

Thought for Food

Wouldn’t have it any other way: “Italian Tiramisu”

Animal Farm?: WarPig BBQ FUBAR Elite BBQ Sauce

Teapigs

What kind of genius do you have to be to buy this at Amazon,

Instead of that?

Anatomical Reports

Surrealism: “One official would later describe it as a ‘surreal’ experience to be discussing nipples in the White House Situation Room.”(1)

Non Sequitur of the Day: “JD Vance says Charlie Kirk’s assassination convinced wife Usha to have another baby.”(2)

Gender, Anyone?: “The attorneys further claimed the story was illegitimate because Patel’s 27-year-old beau ‘does not drink.’”(3)

Patel and “Beau”

The Sporting Life

Stupidity of the Day: “Seattle’s Pride celebration will feature a World Cup match on June 26 between Iran, where homosexuality is punishable by death, and Egypt, where homosexual activity is punishable by up to three years in prison.”(4)

Revelation of the Day?: “[Kim] Kardashian is not an athlete.”(5)

Looking on the Bright Side: On September 16th 1939, the British magazine Country Life offered: “Golf—The Game in War-Time.”(6)

Couture Report

New York magazine rejoices: “Finally, a Bookstore That Sells Mesh Underwear.”

Total Confusion: “Trespass unisex Sport”

Kindness: “The hat a Michigan third grader wore for her school's ‘Great Kindness Challenge’ in 2022 featured an image of an AR-style rifle and the phrase ‘come and take it.’”(7)

Question of the Day (and Easy Answer)

Washington Post: “My dog is staggering around and falling over. What gives?”

Answer: He’s been at the cooking sherry again.

And Finally

Caption Contest of the Day:

Drawing: A man speaking into his cell phone.

Caption: “Siri, punch out Alexa.”

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(1) https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/magazine/trump-epstein-files-white-house-vance-doj.html

(2) https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-usha-baby-charlie-kirk-b2991069.html

(3) https://newrepublic.com/post/211185/kash-patel-girlfriend-sues-report-used-fbi-agents

(4) https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026/06/gianni-infantino-trump-fifa-world-cup/687465/